"You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie."
Verbal diarrhea from a former bona fide personal assistant to the stars...and/or moderately shiny people who've produced work you may or may not have heard of.
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
14
Mar
We put our glass to the sky and lift up
And live tonight ‘cause you can’t take it with ya
So raise a pint for the people that aren’t with us
And live tonight ‘cause you can’t take it with ya
Sláinte, David Donovan.
lyrics by Macklemore.
24
Feb
In a word: yes.
18
Jan
Guaranteed to make life ever so slightly more manageable. Trust me.
30
Dec
Current obsession. Thank you, Cecca!!!
17
Dec
Ridiculously adorable beaver at the Oregon Zoo adds “waving” to his repertoire. And the world makes sense again.
16
Dec
Best SNL opener in ages. Understated, shockingly sweet & sincere before laying the cynical smackdown.
09
Dec
22
Nov
I will have poetry in my life. And adventure. And love. Love above all. No…not the artful postures of love, not playful and poetical games of love for the amusement of an evening, but love that…overthrows life. Unbiddable, ungovernable - like a riot in the heart, and nothing to be done, come ruin or rapture. Love - like there has never been in a play.
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