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18

Jun

LAY OFF ME, I’M STARVING!

I do not know Colin Nissan, but I’m quite certain we’d be friends.

Exhibit A: his first (and most likely not his last) New Yorker piece, “Your Beach Body,” dives into the expectations of bikini season & the realities that almost always unfurl when this daunting time of year rears its ugly head.

As you can see below, I consumed this wonderfully entertaining article while hoovering a helping of mouth watering truffle mac and cheese, and I enjoyed every bite. I mean word.

21

May

The part of “my feelings re: this week” will be played by Rashida Jones.

The part of “my feelings re: this week” will be played by Rashida Jones.

10

Dec

Stuck

Stuck

in a k-hole

in a k-hole

of inspirational

of inspirational

crack.

04

Dec

A wise man once said, “when the going gets tough, the tough get going.” Thank you for keeping me centered, Billy Ocean.

A wise man once said, “when the going gets tough, the tough get going.” Thank you for keeping me centered, Billy Ocean.

20

Nov

Naps are vital.

(via Prairies to Pacific)

There goes my hero.

This Awesome Ad, Set to the Beastie Boys, Is How to Get Girls to Become Engineers

Don’t underestimate girls. Mrs. Carter will tell you, we run the world.