LAY OFF ME, I’M STARVING!
I do not know Colin Nissan, but I’m quite certain we’d be friends.
Exhibit A: his first (and most likely not his last) New Yorker piece, “Your Beach Body,” dives into the expectations of bikini season & the realities that almost always unfurl when this daunting time of year rears its ugly head.
As you can see below, I consumed this wonderfully entertaining article while hoovering a helping of mouth watering truffle mac and cheese, and I enjoyed every bite. I mean word.