"You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie."
Verbal diarrhea from a former bona fide personal assistant to the stars...and/or moderately shiny people who've produced work you may or may not have heard of.
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Best SNL opener in ages. Understated, shockingly sweet & sincere before laying the cynical smackdown.
Made me cry watching it… still does.
6 months ago