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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>“You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.” 

Verbal diarrhea from a former bona fide personal assistant to the stars…and/or moderately shiny people who’ve produced work you may or may not have heard of.</description><title>Keggers With Kids</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @keggerswithkids)</generator><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/</link><item><title>We put our glass to the sky and lift up And live tonight...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ca21882030daf75ee859f64a893a479/tumblr_mjooxhI7BO1qclckuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;We put our glass to the sky and lift up&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; And live tonight ‘cause you can’t take it with ya&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; So raise a pint for the people that aren’t with us&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; And live tonight ‘cause you can’t take it with ya&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sláinte, David Donovan.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;lyrics by &lt;a href="http://macklemore.com/"&gt;Macklemore.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/45398789246</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/45398789246</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 21:10:29 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>In a word: yes.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yQdC76gBdCw?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In a word: yes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/43880645250</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/43880645250</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2013 01:16:01 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>New HelloGiggles post, now with more Dick!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://hellogiggles.com/oh-my-god-becky-look-at-her-butt-a-workout-with-richard-simmons"&gt;New HelloGiggles post, now with more Dick!&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/43213048200</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/43213048200</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 23:53:17 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Guaranteed to make life ever so slightly more manageable. Trust...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kS709ZyZ_YU?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Guaranteed to make life ever so slightly more manageable. Trust me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/40909182665</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/40909182665</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2013 23:39:29 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Current obsession. Thank you, Cecca!!!</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PC57z-oDPLs?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Current obsession. Thank you, Cecca!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/39292373660</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/39292373660</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2012 23:57:29 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Ridiculously adorable beaver at the Oregon Zoo adds...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IL9_yGHE_ek?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ridiculously adorable beaver at the Oregon Zoo adds “waving” to his repertoire. And the world makes sense again.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/38137895134</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/38137895134</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 01:38:35 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Best SNL opener in ages. Understated, shockingly sweet &amp;...</title><description>&lt;iframe id="nbc-video-widget" width="400" height="225" src="http://www.nbc.com/assets/video/widget/widget.html?vid=1427011" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Best SNL opener in ages. Understated, shockingly sweet &amp; sincere before laying the cynical smackdown.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/38134352284</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/38134352284</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 23:33:24 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>tastefullyoffensive:

[scottbeale/via]
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meivlo7IG61qewacoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/37203114787/scottbeale-via"&gt;tastefullyoffensive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://laughingsquid.com/photos-grumpy-cat-visits-new-york-city/"&gt;scottbeale&lt;/a&gt;/&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/149sgg/grumpy_cat_goes_caroling/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/37606938375</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/37606938375</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2012 18:20:51 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I will have poetry in my life. And adventure. And love. Love...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdvqvatlQh1qclckuo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I will have poetry in my life. And adventure. And love. Love above all. No…not the artful postures of love, not playful and poetical games of love for the amusement of an evening, but love that…overthrows life. Unbiddable, ungovernable - like a riot in the heart, and nothing to be done, come ruin or rapture. Love - like there has never been in a play.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/36273379642</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/36273379642</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2012 00:13:58 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>New HelloGiggles post! This one's for you, Christian Slater.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://hellogiggles.com/everything-i-do-i-do-it-for-youunless-you-marry-jessica-biel-and-then-were-dunzo"&gt;New HelloGiggles post! This one's for you, Christian Slater.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/34925542109</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/34925542109</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2012 14:05:14 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>There’s a Monkey in the fruit bowl. Roommie and I rescued two...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcw76hWz9L1qclckuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;There’s a Monkey in the fruit bowl. Roommie and I rescued two kittens found on an abandoned boat a few weeks ago. Now I’m a officially a crazy cat lady &amp; we’ve raised the grand total of animals in our house to a whopping four. Expect invitations to our civil ceremony to follow.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/34877937427</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/34877937427</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2012 20:34:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm kind of a big deal...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I started contributing to &lt;a href="http://hellogiggles.com/"&gt;HelloGiggles&lt;/a&gt; and I&amp;#8217;m pretty stoked, because those girls are the cat&amp;#8217;s pajamas! Check out my &lt;a href="http://hellogiggles.com/caitlin-donovan"&gt;posts&lt;/a&gt; when you can!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And don&amp;#8217;t worry, I&amp;#8217;m still me, guys.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/31609034403</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/31609034403</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2012 13:43:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This Daniel Arnold fella is pretty darn swell, and Instagram is being a bit of a Negative Nigel.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5927104/the-best-photographer-on-instagram-got-banned-for-posting-boobs"&gt;This Daniel Arnold fella is pretty darn swell, and Instagram is being a bit of a Negative Nigel.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/27529888515</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/27529888515</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 20:14:13 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Current Obsession:

Walk the Moon- “Shiver Shiver” </title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uD63wVc57A8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Current Obsession:

Walk the Moon- “Shiver Shiver” &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/27155932095</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/27155932095</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 16:40:03 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Crikey, how do I become President of their fan...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7_aJHJdCHAo?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Crikey, how do I become President of their fan club?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amandaccrew.tumblr.com/post/24174865769/the-talent-coming-out-of-these-youngins-is-just"&gt;amandaccrew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The talent coming out of these youngin’s is just too insane for words.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;‘Call Your Girlfriend’ Robyn/ Erato cover by Lennon &amp; Maisy Stella (by &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_aJHJdCHAo&amp;feature=share"&gt;lennonandmaisy&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/26466853131</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/26466853131</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 20:14:45 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>“What is your motto Mr. Valentino? Live and Let Live.”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6m8q5eDTl1qclckuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“What is your motto Mr. Valentino? Live and Let Live.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/26466453281</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/26466453281</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 20:08:29 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>And the award for raddest, most spirited promo video to hit the...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZUG9qYTJMsI?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And the award for raddest, most spirited promo video to hit the interwebs so far in 2012 goes to…&lt;a href="http://www.dollarshaveclub.com/"&gt;Dollar Shave Club.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/21637417420</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/21637417420</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:40:19 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Vintage post, courtesy of 2009:
“left a good job in the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2lxeqjYYw1qclckuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Vintage post, courtesy of 2009:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“left a good job in the city…”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this was:&lt;br/&gt; -10 seconds before we realized we were the only assholes on the river still wearing our life vests.&lt;br/&gt; -30 min before we realized we needed to swap places (apparently, I’m stronger in the rear).&lt;br/&gt; -and about 4 hours before we realized we were going to flip over in front of hordes of people.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/21255506634</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/21255506634</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:49:38 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Current Obsession.
The Magnetic Fields- “The Book of...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jkjXr9SrzQE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Current Obsession.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Magnetic Fields- “The Book of Love.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/20160931097</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/20160931097</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:25:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>You'll never sink when you're with me.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I think I saw Jesus last week. Okay, that might be a slight exaggeration, but I did see the most radical new band I&amp;#8217;ve seen play live since Mumford &amp;amp; Sons, and let&amp;#8217;s just say, they blew my Sputnik sized cranium wide open.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If there were a musical equivalent to the combination of a gentle, yet firm hug from your BFF, a hot and heavy (over the clothes, cause you&amp;#8217;ve decided to have standards in 2012) make out session with Jordan Catalano in the back of his Mustang, AND experiencing the Aha! moment when you finally understand that everything really WILL be alright&amp;#8230;well, then said magical incarnation, in my humble opinion, would be: &lt;a href="http://thelumineers.com/"&gt;The Lumineers&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Forget about the fact that I first discovered their infectious single, &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmZJUfcxrvc"&gt;Ho Hey&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;, while watching an episode of one of my, ahem, many secret TV shames (the CW&amp;#8217;s &lt;em&gt;Hart of Dixie&lt;/em&gt;). And don&amp;#8217;t even bother asking about my other &amp;#8220;indiscretions.&amp;#8221; After all, it&amp;#8217;s taboo to discuss one&amp;#8217;s &amp;#8220;number,&amp;#8221; so let&amp;#8217;s not get caught up with details and just get on with our lives. Mmmkay?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let&amp;#8217;s talk folk rock! My Peruvian homeboy, Mitch, and I hit up the Hotel Cafe in Hollywood, which is a totally underrated venue. It&amp;#8217;s got a great, unpretentious vibe and even sold out it wasn&amp;#8217;t uncomfortably crowded. The Lumineers are a Denver trio of proper musicians (we were treated to a melodic menagerie of guitars, cello, mandolin, piano, and even a multi-colored xylophone, just to name a few), and it&amp;#8217;s beyond refreshing to witness a REAL performance in a world overrun by pre-recorded vocals and Auto-Tune.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The kicker was their one song encore, which they performed acoustically, after hopping off stage and into the motherflippin&amp;#8217; crowd. Mitch and I bum rushed the center of the room like a pair of proper tune nerds, and were treated to an electric explosion of sound three feet away from us.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Total geek out: achieved. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/20160366875</link><guid>http://keggerswithkids.com/post/20160366875</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:03:19 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
